For what this is, I actually am impressed. The part beginning at around 0:23 (quarter bass kicks) started me head bobbing, hah, but I feel like most of the sounds don't really fit together very well.
That said, I did read your description and realize that it's not a 'serious' submission. I love a good 'experiment' every now and then. :P Keep it up!
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Also, I really don't agree with you uploading all of your future songs as loops so that they auto-loop... it's annoying, and you shouldn't do that, lol.